Wait, who the f*** is Bilingual Brigitte?!
Debuting is blog is so new for me, so here's a little context...y'all
1. I make really bad jokes, I just throw them out there, sometimes people laugh, most of the time they don't ('Brigitte...Nooooo'). My recent really bad joke was when I saw Dana Carvey aka Garth from Wayne's World (one of the best movies of all time) and he asked me (I'm a hostess, thats for later)
Dana Carvey : 'So are there any birds on your patio??'
Me (nervous & starstruck) : 'Umm ya, and they can even come next to your plate if you want' (that's just one)
2. I was born in California, near San Francisco, but my dad is 'hella' French, and my mom is Dutch/Ar gentian so I speak French & English & a little lot of Spanish.
3. Some people say that I talk a lot, but then again, people use me as a non-awkward tool. I'm like a superhero in fixing awkward situations, but sometimes its just all bad.
4. I'm sort of unusual, but embrace it (what I can of it)
5. I love Frank Sinatra, with a passion, and I swear if I met a male my age that like him too, he would gain like 5 points on hotness level (this is out of 10)
6. I know a lot of random people, that's just how 'I roll', I've met many people from different countries and have lied many times about my age
7. I have a couple secrets like everyone, that's why I try to never underestimate anyone
8. I lived four years in France (life-changing experience) and made some life-long friends, and got my heartbroken
9. I currently go to a All American Public High School, I've been in Bilingual schools my whole life and I started in this system last year. I'm a Senior and the High School I go to is not normal
10. I've never had a boyfriend, that's just how it is, people think though that I'm a 'Nymphomaniac Fake French Slut That Gets Laid Every Weekend' negative
11. I love the top of Muffins & my Starbucks drinks are Cold; 'Iced Soy Chai' & Hot; 'White Chocolate Soy Mocha'
12. I have weird taste in guys, and believe in 'quality, not quantity', which explains a couple things...
I'll Probably add on as 'time goes by' but leave you with one question,
People don't normally find themselves unusual, but
Whats unusual with you?
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